I didn’t get the corporate job I interviewed for, stuck at this dead end job FOREVER! :’(
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Awesome thing? OR MOST AWESOME THING EVER?!?!
My favorite “Situation Room” meme, I think I laughed for a good five minutes!
My Family are FOBS lol
Oh how my family says the darnest things….
My granny butchers many words and sayings in English and Spanish:
“[Yunine likes to eat] peeksa” / “I no care” / “Aloss” [she means arroz]
My mum:
About a very long web page: “I have to screw a lot!” [she meant scroll]
About the earthquake in Japan: “It’s just cows over there!” [she meant chaos]
“Annie, I want to eat CRAPcakes for my birthday.” [she meant CRABcakes!, which I eventually took her to eat]
“Annie, when you going to bake punchcakes?” [she meant poundcake]
ME: -_____-” sigh…gotta love ‘em
